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Sheldon and the Traditional Values Coalition would have you believe that the wolf's pink flannel nightgown is a symbol of cultural and moral depravity. Later, one of the characters refers to the wolf's gender confusion." Rev.
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Let's just say that like Victoria, our little wooden friend has a secret.Įxhibit 3: "An earlier scene in the movie features a wolf dressed in grandma's clothing and reading a book when Prince Charming encounters him. Sheldon, I have no desire to ruin one of the best jokes of the movie for those who haven't yet seen it. The rescue is conducted by Pinocchio who is asked to lie so his nose will grow long enough for one of the smaller cartoon characters to use it as a bridge to reach Shrek and Donkey." Unlike Rev. (Uh-huh.)Įxhibit 2: "In another scene in the movie, Shrek and Donkey need to be rescued from a dungeon where they are chained against the wall. But don't be fooled it's just a shield being used by the all-powerful transgender agenda. It's this kind of message that our heroic ogre (and donkey sidekickwho fancies himself a "noble steed") are trying to circumvent in their 21st-century fairy tale it's a message that might actually make your children feel better about themselves. Known only as the "Ugly Stepsister," she apparently hails from the Cinderella story, where the crime of not fitting in to mainstream ideals of beauty immediately relegated someone to "villain" status. She (or he, as the Coalition would have it) works in a seedy bar that is home to all the fairy-tale villains who live in the Kingdom of Far Far Away. I thought that the character was a woman who had, perhaps, a hormonal imbalance of some sort. Sheldon for bringing this horrible truth to light. It is clear that he is a she-male." Actually, I didn't realize thisthank God for Rev. The character has five o'clock shadow, wears a dress and has female breasts. According to the Reverend (term loosely used) Sheldon and his minions, there are three sneaky and manipulative messages cleverly hidden underneath the surface themes of acceptance and inner beauty that, if not brought to light, will surely plant within your child's innocent brain the desire for sexual reassignment surgery.Įxhibit 1: (and these quotes are right from the Coalition) "The movie features a male-to-female transgender (in transition) as an evil bartender. A movie about a big green ogre with an inscrutable Scottish accent who just wants to be loved is in fact a weapon being used by the homosexual menace to confuse your child about his or her biological gender. In fact, they care so much that they're spending their hard-earned dollars to warn you about the evil that lurks within.Shrek 2. The Traditional Values Coalition cares about your children.